Felicity Kendall's Knickers

I will not wear shoes anymore, except for when the occasion calls for stilletos;
I will grow my own vegies;
I will visit community markets and sit under the shade of large fig trees in the company of people wearing Patchouli;
I will wear Patchouli;
I will get my belly-button pierced;
I will start smoking dope again;
I will buy a goat and call her, Felicity Kendall's Knickers.
Or I could buy these, and we could call them Felicity Kendall's Knickers.

You be the judge...
6 Comments:
Ummm - errr... Is Felicty Kendell missing those then? You should really give them back you know... I can't see much use for then in Byron Shire... lol
But THEN again... that goat looks like it could do with a little dressing up!
Now I'm just worried... ;-)
i think i know which way you'd go, and that'd be the way i'd go to.
how about that use of contractions? i may be able to write, after all ;)
B: a little worried, mate you are beyond help with thoughts like that...
;)
Rich: yes, that'd be the way to go. And you're right, you just may :)
Hahaha... ahhh - it's been said before - so it must be true!
;-)
I loved Bottom. Silly.
me too.
though i'll never look at sue carpanter the same way...
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