Emasculation
On my way for a morning swim early this morning, I passed a man carrying a baby in a baby pouch.
"What an awesome man, taking out the baby so his partner can sleep in," think I, so I flashed him one of those condescending, you-are-doing-a-top-job-there-mate smiles.
But, as I looked longer at the great-with-his-baby-man, I noticed his culottes, yes cu-bloody-lottes. My thoughts went from top-bloke to nancy-boy in a micro-second, (because I'm like that) and a giggle rose upward from my belly and escaped my lips before I could think to stop it.
Mr Nancy-boy actually scowled at me, but seriously dude, you were wearing CULOTTES!
"What an awesome man, taking out the baby so his partner can sleep in," think I, so I flashed him one of those condescending, you-are-doing-a-top-job-there-mate smiles.
But, as I looked longer at the great-with-his-baby-man, I noticed his culottes, yes cu-bloody-lottes. My thoughts went from top-bloke to nancy-boy in a micro-second, (because I'm like that) and a giggle rose upward from my belly and escaped my lips before I could think to stop it.
Mr Nancy-boy actually scowled at me, but seriously dude, you were wearing CULOTTES!
posted by Callisto at
1/04/2007 12:18:00 PM
4 Comments:
ok, to me culottes are trousers/shorts that look like a skirt...
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Okay... let me go find out what a culotte is...
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okay. I have to say, from this New Yorker's perspective, that it takes a real man to wear a skirt.
Rock on.
MS: so he took the baby and the skirt/pants off her hands... it was early, I should give the guy a break... nah.
Rich: Yep, the dude had gonads the size of soccer balls, I just couldn't see them, as they were hidden by his skirt.
Clearly THAT 'bloke' had lost himself a bet down the pub eh C...
"Right if you miss THIS shot mate, your taking my son for a walk in the morning wearing CULOTTES!"
I'd Rather lose with all balls on the table, and do the pants down run about the beach instead... never catch me dead in a pair of pants that appear just a 'little' confused about their sexuality like those bloody things!!!
Makes me SHUDDER just thinking about it!
;-)
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