Holey pants Batchick

I have a hole in my favourite jeans,
right on my arse,
left cheek.
It's a small hole, for now,
which mildly amuses me, because
my arse was once small too.

Will I patch it?
No.
Not in this decade.
I'm too old,
for patches.
The time is no longer right,
for patches.
It simply is not the time,
of the patch.



But, I do love those jeans.
So, I will wear them still,
in the comfort of my own home,
and in other places.

I foresee a source of temptation-
The Hole.
People will poke it,
and state the obvious,
"Callisto, you have a hole,
in your jeans!"
I do, I do,
and how void this moment
between us would have been
without The Hole to fill
this gaping, throbbing, space.